So I’m at home doing nothing but watching TV and knitting tonight. I can’t do anything else because some stupid asshole scammed my debit card and stole a few hundred bucks out of my account and now my account is frozen and my card is useless. Fantastic. Thanks you stupid fucks. I hope you really had a good night on my dime, driving around with the cash you took out of an ATM and the $9.69 you put into your car at a Sunoco gas station.
Fuck you, I hope you crash your shitty car that’s running on MY gas.
And of course, I had to find this out on a Sunday, when no banks are open. And it’s a Sunday of a long weekend, too. So I can’t get my own money until Tuesday. Until then, feel free to donate all the cash you can.