Workplaces often have a common kitchen. With a common fridge, common microwave, common sink, etc.
We all have to share in the joys of kitchen sharing. Don’t even get me started on that.
But I’m currently sitting in my office, being olifactorily (is that a word? smellishly?) assaulted by some bonehead who thought it would be a good idea to bring leftover fish to work and then microwave it to heat it up. IT STINKS SO BAD!!!!
Everybody knows that when you microwave fish, it stinks up the entire city block that the microwave is situated on.
Universal Truth? You are an ignorant asshole if you microwave fish in a public microwave. You deserve to have your face rubbed in poo. It stinks! You KNOW it does! Keep your stink at home for supper and eat cold sandwiches like the rest of us! Who the hell eats fish for lunch anyways?? Awesome Friend is currently creating an anti-fish-zapping sign to be put on the microwave POST-HASTE.