Dear dear Ireland,
I don’t even know where to start. your’e so great. You gave us potatoes, red hair and freckels. Green eyes and my last name also originated there.
St. Patricks’ Day and the classic four leaved clover. The fighting Irish and…..uh….names that start with Mc.
*Insert drum roll*
Of which I am full of righ tnow, and I have drunkenly invited ppl over. I have to go invite them in and trash talk some people right now behind their backs.
Tata! Lov eyou Iraland!