I’m going out of town for five days. My laptop screen is very wonky and goes black with the slighest jiggle, so travelling with it is not an option.
This means that I will be completely offline for six days. SIX. DAYS.
Can I do that? Really?
I live on the internet. I don’t know how I’m going to handle this. By the end of the week, it is quite likely I’ll be rocking back and forth in a crumpled heap in a corner somewhere, muttering, ‘Google, google, facebook, google’
It won’t be pretty.
Wish me luck.
I’m about to lose contact with the world…..I’m falling into a black, unconnected abyss.
When was the last time this happened to me? What, like, Grade 10? That was 11 years ago! Eleven years? Holy hell…..I’m so old! Oh god, I’m old AND about to fall off the internet!
I have to go now and breathe into a paper bag.